Here are some interesting, fun facts that I found on Uncyclopedia about our former first lady and 2008 Democratic candidate, Hillary Clinton. Very interesting …
Predictions
Anonymous sourcers predict that she will win the white house, dump the philanderer in ex-chief, then be courted by royalties and principalities from around the world. She will be so busy dating heads of states that the US will enjoy unprecedented favors from her suitors the world over. She will make history not only for being the first divorced female president of the free world, but for lowering the price of oil to $2.50 a barrel when she marries the sensible prince of Saudi Arabia (prince what’s his name)
Love of Satan
Hillary Clinton is in fact the Anti-Christ sent by the Dark Prince to destroy man. Panda bears are her evil minions.
Hillary Clinton is in fact the Anti-Christ sent by the Dark Prince to destroy man. Panda bears are her evil minions.
Ms. Clinton is also known for for her ability to cheat death by transferring her soul into a host body. It is believed that it is she who has taught Bill Clinton, Hitler, Karl Marx, Lord Sauron, Stalin, Emperor Palpatine, Dick Cheney, Joan Rivers, Lord Voldemort, Dr. Doom, Dante, Marie Antoinette, Donald Trump, Regis Philbin, satan himself and Hoenheim of Light how to transmute their souls out of their bodies and into different host bodies. Some scholars argue that Hillary’s odds-thrashing survival comes from being so nicely enclosed in the snug confines of media conglomerates, who feed her a strictly regulated diet consisting of DRM and RIAA Burgers.
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